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Corporate Sponsorship

from 2020 Selection by Buskers

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Since this is such an intense album, I recorded these little corporate sponsorship jingles to lighten the mood a bit.

lyrics

Spoken intro:
And now a word from this album's sponsor

When you wake up in the morning
And the sky's are dull and grey
Have yourself a Detharette
And prepare for the day

When you're in your car on the way to work
And the guy in front is a friggin' jerk
Just before you go berserk
Have a Detharette

Modern life's insane
And it cannot be sustained
So have yourself a Detharette
'Cause you can't score cocaine

When you're buryin' all of your friends
'Cause they were hooked on heroin
And you want to hasten your end
Have a Detharette

Spoken interlude:
Six people have died from vaping over 17 years
480,000 people die from smoking every year
480,000 people can't be wrong
So pick up Detharette, the all-natural nicotine delivery system

19 yesterday
And could buy them legally
But now you must be 21
Or we'll turn you away

When you and your partner are having sex
And you hear a snap of the latex
What the hell do you do next?
Have a Detharette
Light up a Detharette
Have a Detharette

Spoken outro:
Detharette
Because goddamnit you need a cigarette

credits

from 2020 Selection, released June 14, 2020
Tony Kinnard - Vocals, Percussion, Effects

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