Since this is such an intense album, I recorded these little corporate sponsorship jingles to lighten the mood a bit.
lyrics
Spoken intro:
And now a word from this album's sponsor
When you wake up in the morning
And the sky's are dull and grey
Have yourself a Detharette
And prepare for the day
When you're in your car on the way to work
And the guy in front is a friggin' jerk
Just before you go berserk
Have a Detharette
Modern life's insane
And it cannot be sustained
So have yourself a Detharette
'Cause you can't score cocaine
When you're buryin' all of your friends
'Cause they were hooked on heroin
And you want to hasten your end
Have a Detharette
Spoken interlude:
Six people have died from vaping over 17 years
480,000 people die from smoking every year
480,000 people can't be wrong
So pick up Detharette, the all-natural nicotine delivery system
19 yesterday
And could buy them legally
But now you must be 21
Or we'll turn you away
When you and your partner are having sex
And you hear a snap of the latex
What the hell do you do next?
Have a Detharette
Light up a Detharette
Have a Detharette
Spoken outro:
Detharette
Because goddamnit you need a cigarette
credits
from 2020 Selection,
released June 14, 2020
Tony Kinnard - Vocals, Percussion, Effects
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