Verse 1:
Sitting down to have a drink
And my mind begins to reel
Suddenly, it's hard to think
Wonder how I really feel
I don't know about love or war
I don't know about politics
I know cheese, it makes me roar
God, I really need a fix
Prechorus:
Asiago
Parmasano
Casu Marzu
That's the bee's knees
Mozzarella
Muenster smella
Gotta tell ya
It's my main squeeze
Chorus:
I love cheese
It's my greatest sin
Rotten milk
From Wisconsin
Verse 2:
Lost my job because I couldn't
Function without havin' a piece
Going postal, know I shouldn't
But these cravings never cease
First, I ran right up the wall
And I swung from the light fixture
I was then promptly shit-canned
No cheese and me, the worst mixture
Prechorus
Chorus
Verse 3:
I became a homeless bum
Because I wanted white cheddar
The smell of urine mixed with rum
But mixed with cheese would be better
My husband left me, took all my cheese
Even all my limburger
Manicotti, pretty please
For me, no cheese means I murder
Prechorus
Chorus
credits
from Friends Like Deez,
released December 7, 2019
Tony Kinnard - Bass, Lead Guitar, Programming
Jamie Stoehr - Vocals, Rhythm Guitar
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